JMFC


an internet acronym for the expletive phrase “jesus mother-f-cking christ!”

a co-rs-r version of jfc.
“i crashed my car today.”
“oh no! you alright?”
“i’m fine, but i crashed into a group of pedestrians. i think one of them was killed.”
“jfc!”
“yeah, a little girl in a wheelchair. doubt she would’ve survived that..”
“jmfc!”
abb. for jesus mother ‘freaking’ christ. used to fight the overusage of omg.
jmfc! this is taking forever!
jesus mother f-cking christ
george-suck his b-ttwhole

harry-j.m.f.c

george-what is that/

harry-jesus mother f-cking christ

george-awesome!!!

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