JMJ
jesus mary joseph
instead of saying omg (oh my g-d!) all the time when surprised…
“jmj…i don’t believe this”
jam master jay
the dj from run-dmc, one of the best hip-hop groups of all time
kid 1:who are the best old school djs?
kid 2: there’s flash, kool herc and premo of course… but no one can spin it like jmj
in dutch
when some 1 asks u: everything is good?
ur saying ja met jou (in dutch)
or by short: jmj
or whens he asks u: alles goed?
ur saying jmj.
person #1: ” yo, everything is good?
person #2: “jmj?
jmj is an abbriviaton for juggle my junk
as in come shake my p-n-s
hey i just got done peeing come jmj
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