JMT
jedi mind trick – aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol’ ‘jedi mind trick’ on a weak-minded opponent.
random girl: where’s the stapler?
me: you don’t need to see our stapler.
you may go about your business.
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noun: jamaican mean time. a timescale that shifts everything back by up to two and a half hours.
a true story follows.
white, british people looking at their invitations: “i’ve been here over an hour. are you sure we’ve got the right church?”
pastor, of caribbean origin: “what you folks doin’ here? bride ain’t even be in her dress yet.”
white, british people looking at their invitations: “but it says two o’clock.”
pastor, of caribbean origin: “chill it my friends. we run tings on jmt. soon come, soon come.”
just my type.
chuck said brad was a double jmt!
acronym used for rapper “jedi mind tricks.” i personally use this when i’m at school. (if you say the full name, kids will think you are a geeky star wars f-g.)
me: yo, jmt is pretty d-mn cool.
him: really? i’ll check him out, thanks man.
but…
me: jedi mind tricks rules!!!
him: you’re a f-g…
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