JNobs 15
a variation on the term, “freshman 15,” the “jn-bs 15” is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.
while it is clear the “15” refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of “jn-bs” is somewhat elusive. it is popularly believed that “jn-bs” is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called “hobbobs” which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. others believe “jn-bs” to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the yeti or loch ness monster.
“i just ate another meatball sub from subway! h-llo, jn-bs 15!”
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