Jo-Bomb
originally an i.e.d. (improvised explosive device) but then developed by the russian special forces whilst fighting in afghanistan. the jo-bomb is a devastating weapon which can tear apart the tidiest of apartments. within seconds, womens clothing, footwear and toiletries are dispersed at great velocity, sparing no-one. the united nations peace-keeping force has tried to ban the jo-bomb, but they got blown up aswell.
“ill never forget that day, before i even knew what was going on, barry, stood right next to me, was h-t in the chest with a stiletto heel – killing him instantly. dave was struck across the side of the face with a bottle of anti-blemish solution, he lost an eye. a day hasnt gone by when i havnt thought about the jo-bomb”
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