jo hoe
top definition
a girl of any shape size or variety obsessed with the jonas brothers, usually seen wearing t-shirts, binders coverd in youngest (jail bait) jobro and annoying tokio hotel fans.
they stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named mandy in australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.
common johoe convo.
“oh my god. i love jobros. lyk do hawt!!!! i wanna rapppppppeee hiiiiiis puriiiiiittty riiiiiiing! burn miley! hes mine!”
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a person (boy or girl, but mostly a girl) who is completely obsessed with the jonas brothers.
that jo hoe is raving about how she just got tickets to the jonas brothers concert….it kinda makes me want to get some.
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1. a girl who dates a jonas brother.
2. a 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the jonas brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. another name for the jobros.
1. miley cyrus dated nick, therefore she is an (ex) johoe.
2. my cousin is obsessed with the jonas brothers, what a f-cking johoe.
3. i hate the johoes.
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the term joehoe is sometimes used to describe the relegious person a jehovah’s witnesses.
“hey look at that man/lady of there. she must be a f-cking johoe!”
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