jo momma


your mother.
i would like to f-ck jo momma.
(jo mäma)
n.
variant of yo mama

1.)who i took home last night; my b-tch.
2.)an insult that can be used at inappropriate times:

sito- hey dre, what character did u pick?
dre- jo mama!

3.a person who engages in s-xual activity with the opposite s-x often:

i was with jo mama last night!
latin meaning: die you freaking b-tt muncher.
also means to rape that monkey jumping on top of that hot busty chick on the dance floor.
bob- who’s that girl?
lin- jomomma!!
(jo mäma)n.

1.who i took home last night; my b-tch

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