radio dj on bbc radio 1 who’s real job it is to bridge the gap between the multi-billion pound british music industry and the british public’s wallets, just like every other presenter and dj and bbc radio 1 itself.
regularly lies on air about how she wants to promote new, alternative unsigned music but instead frequently plays the next regurgitated indie bullsh-t that emi records have decided is going to be the next best thing.
“hi i’m jo whiley. alternative music is great, as long as it something that would be appropriate at the beginning of hollyoaks, otherwise i’m not interested, and nor should you be.”
- Big Sam
a current new zealand celebrity once thought to be a maori myth. big sam, also known as sam read is known for his awkwardness specifically around the female gender. big sam is disporportionaly big as opposed to most people named sam. he is known to refer to wikipedia upon imminent loss of an argument. big […]
- Chuck A Knigto
when partying is low teenagers may “chuck a knigto” at the knightsbridge oval m: hey man any partys this week? a: nah man nothing m: why dont we chuck a knigto then? a: ohh yer done!
- Porque no te callas?
english translation: why don’t you shut up? a remark made by the king of spain when venezuelan president hugo chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over spanish prime minister jose maria aznar calling him a “fascist” at the c-mbre iberoamericana. in reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually chavez himself. […]
- Posh Harry
a covert name for masturbation, used commonly by posh people who eat crackers, cheese and chutney for brunch. i tugged a posh harry out of the garden last night
a goatee that looks like someone shoved their chin up someones -n-s while they were taking a sh-t shave your poustache alex