the most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. the one person that can brighten up anyones day. the one person who you can rely on for anything. the one person that will never hurt you. the one that will never let you down.
the one person i will marry. i love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. im never gonna hurt you. its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
cousin: how are you and joana garcia?
pancha: we are amazing.
cousin: really? :d
pancha: he’ll yeah ima marry that girl!
one very s-xy woman! ooo i love you laidler
a erection one would get in pre-historic times, such as cave (rock) men “i poked my head into your window and betty was undressing. she saw me there, but she didnt stop.”(barney) “what?”(fred) “she didnt stop. i mean, she saw me there looking at her, but she kept undressing.”(barney) “whoa are you serious?”(fred) “yeah, i […]
new language add erstaff to any word. shutuperstaff you gayerstaff. you are a stupidstaff.
- sloppy giraffe
when you slap your erect, s-m-ny p-n-s on a girl face. yo, at theta xi kevin gave that b-tch a sloppy giraffe.
noun. a term used for a person you think is really cool. the ‘e’ must always be capital. 1. omfg, what an esaw! 2. i wish i was an esaw 🙁 3. that p-rnstar is such an esaw! sh-te! i’d hit that!