joanna champion
joanna is a polish woman who is currently the women’s strawweight champion in the ufc “ultimate f-cking championship”. joanna is known for inane ability to strap on a 5 inch d-ld- and f-ck her opponent until they p-ss out from a combination pf pain and lack of oxygen. the giant five inch d-ld- she uses shocks her opponents because she rams the thing way up her adversaries poontang. with the avg. male p-n-s length being 3 inches the giganto 5 inch d-ld- joanna straps on is very intimidating.
joanna champion is a fighter in the ufc who is 5 feet 5 inches tall and weighs 115 lb.. she enjoys strawberry smoothies for breakfast and her fav tv show is big bang theory.
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