panty phantom
when you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren’t in the hamper anymore. you consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that craig baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
wife: honey, have you seen my little silk panties? i can’t find them anywhere…
husband: have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
wife: of course i have, they aren’t there.
husband: well maybe it was the f-cking panty phantom?!
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