job agency
a job agency is a government-regulated “company” that helps people get jobs by giving resumes to tons of other companies.
however, job agencies rape their employees’ wages most of the time to stay alive. 90% of agency employees are brown, black, yellow, not white, etc, while the people working in the agency building are always all white.
“here, watch this whmis tape that you’ve probably watched hundreds of times by now and do this math quiz while i go back into my office and make fun of your foreign -ss to my co-workers.”
“okay. i haf penseel? plees?”
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