job interview pubes
this is an occurrence similar to “man-scaping”, but takes place before a long antic-p-ted job interview for a job desperately needed. it is a level of preparedness that antic-p-tes any and all scenarios including demeaning s-xual acts.
guy a: i can’t wait for my second job interview at red lobster.
guy b: oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview p-b-s, cuz nasty nancy runs that sh-t and she likes her bartenders smooth….
guy a: oh…. hey, can i crash at your place for a wh….
guy b: h-ll no! shave that sh-t and tell her your single.
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