Job Lock
the excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal sh-t they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
idiot:obama said people with job lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
guy: yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn’t be working full time.
idiot: no. obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person sh-t!
guy: that’s f-ckin stupid. you didn’t earn that money and i got to pay for that!!?
idiot: don’t you care about me and my dreams??
guy: my dreams don’t include paying for yours -sshole.
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