job security
anything that may influence circ-mstances so that one may continue in one’s current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.
see legislator, lawyer, self-serving, and conflict of interest.
an excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. the logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don’t make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
he just mopped the floor. quit hacking loogies all over the place.
i know he mopped it. job security.
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