jock jam
an upbeat 90’s track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.
examples of jock jams include: “are you ready for this” by 2 unlimited; “who let the dogs out” by baha men; “move this” by technotronic; “come and ride the train” by the quad city dj’s.
a cd series which began in 1995 with jock jams vol. 1. this peice of cr-p released by espn included tracks like whoomp! there it is by tag team and uh, ungawaa! by various artists. the final cd in this series was creatively t-tled vol. 5 and was released in 1999. it included songs just as horrible as the previous volumes including miami by will smith and you ugly by the jock jams cheerleaders. this series has been described as the worst music collection ever released.
jock: hey i like to read sports illistrated and beat off while listening to jock jams!
other jock: hey i love jock jams! i’ll beat off with you!
jock: whoomp! there it is!
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