Jock Manipulator


a high school/junior high jock who tries to influence a non-jock, or ex-jock to beome a jock like him. usually tries to have a heavy influence on him, and relentlessly try to persuade him to change into a jock with looks,speech,sports,etc. this is all in order to return this person to the jock side. simply because that person was once their jock friend, or whatever.
jock:dude you should cut your hair short and spike the front up like it used to be.
non-jock: i dunno i like it the way it is.
jock:just cut it short man. we all have short hair. long hairs for f-gs.
non-jock:i dunno.
jock: you should play football, and wear abercrombie.
non-jock: i hate abercrombie.
jock: you should sit with us at lunch and hang out with us jocks!
non-jock: just get off my case!
other guy:wow, what a jock manipulator.

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