Jockney
an insecure smart-rs-. comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate – especially when behind a keyboard. unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite s-x.
i met this fella on line and we went for a drink. he didn’t know any pubs. when we eventually found one he ordered a horlicks. what a complete jockney.
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