jod
short for “jack off denier” – someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)
that kid says he’s never jacked off before. he’s such a jod.
joke of the day
used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.
ex:
me: “hey, did you see that shawn over there?”
friend: “yeah, he was huge!”
me: “jod”
both of us: “hahahahaha!”
an arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being
your arrogance is reaching jod level
combination of jesus and god for the 21st century
a technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
jod knows,
ask jod he knows everything
i don’t know why dont you try jodding it
joke of the day
used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.
ex:
me: “hey, did you see that shawn over there?”
friend: “yeah, he was huge!”
me: “jod”
both of us: “hahahahaha!”
movement of any sorts
“hey mike hawk! i saw you jodding to the store!”
jump off the d-ck. a way of saying someone is having to much s-x and needs to take a break
person 1: we had s-x everyday this month
person 2: d-mn girl, jod !!
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