jodel
jodel is the most intense person you will ever meet because she will never leave the house and you can’t make her. she keeps to herself but if you come in the house you are trapped by her intensity. also loves cats and memes, supports jewish prayer groups in her free time.
dude: aw man, i think this girl i’m dating is a total jodel.
bro:how do you know?
dude:she won’t leave the house for our dates and yesterday she called my ‘kitty’ during a netflix and shill sesh.
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