this is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. when one gets joe allen’d they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.
lads did you see pogba get joe allen’d last night?
- facist pig
a person that thinks jews are bad because they refuse to give them a d-mn cigarrete. f-cking facist pig; get your -ss over here
- exquisitely f*ckable
a way to describe someone who has reached the apex of s-xual attractiveness. meredith is so beautiful she should be rated exquisitely f-ckable.
a beautiful, fat, angelic, ugly mixture of a pooh bear, seal and walrus brooke is pealrus
anything and everything yesterday was so spofiy!
- wrinkly starfish
(n) a vuglar and discreet way to refer to one’s -n-s, generally in a negative context. sam: please stop swearing. there are children present. herschel: bite my wrinkly starfish.