Joe Badass


a white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.
me: hey look at this joe bad-ss in the car next to us.
murphy: i heard this douche bag’s ghetto b-ss from the godd-mn parking lot.
me: he must get loads of p-ssy with those plastic ames rims.

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