joe beukers


a huge p-n-s who loves to do drugs and jerk off with homeless men in the back of a bonded toyota prius’s. he often times cannot wake up in the morning due to all of his blood flow being redirected to his p-n-s. he suffers from terrible erectile disfunction so he must constantly take v–gr-. his horrible ex girlfriend continues to haunt him in his sleep
you pulled a joe beukers last night dude! not cool

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