Joe Dirt
as a young boy his parents left him in a trash can. since then his whole life has been devoted to searching/finding his parents. he has a mullet, and likes many 80’s glam bands. he is also a bad-ss.
ronney: sorry did i get you joe?
joe dirt: no, i’m cool.
ronney: no your not!
4 more definitions
anyone with a mullet, plaid muscle-vest, john deere tracktor for a car, or someone who feeds there dog achohol. they are usualy uneducated, live in a trailerpark, and they may have a southern accent. basicaly another name for a redneck.
guy1: see that guy over there with the def lepard tattoo and mullet?
guy2: yah, what a joe dirt.
the act of having s-x with your sister.
so last night my sister came home and said she wanted a joe dirt.
what you call some of the sh-ttiest bud on earth. usually has a lot of seed and stem, is very brown and may have bugs.
person 1- yo, you got some dank?
person 2- no, my man was selling joe dirt this week. i need a new guy.
a guy who is “wack”, lame, trips over himself, smells like p–p, has terrible style and no chance of getting a girl. can also be referred to as a “joe” or simple a “dirt.
what the h-ll is that guy wearing?! what a joe dirt.
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