Joe Everyman’d


verb: the act of missing, or not showing up for a important event, meeting, or scheduled performance. when a person is abscent from compition on a regular basis, has a long string of not showing up.
“dude…i joe everyman’d work today, and i think i’m gonna get fired.”

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