Joe Job
when 2 girls lick a guys p-n-s.
joe: dudee i just got a joe job
henry: i knoww i watched!
a boring and utterly pointless task, usually -ssigned by mid-level managers to low-level underlings. see also: joe
you want me to stuff envelopes? what a joe job!
a m-ssive spam mailing using an innocent victim’s legit email address is known as joe job.
i emailed my isp to complain about the joe job spammers did to my email account.
when a girl is giving a guy a bl-wj-b, the guy shoots his load in her eye. the girl then gets mad, and flicks the guy in the b-tthole.
as joe was railing kayli in the mouth, he squirted.
he then recieved a horrific flick to the r-ct-m or -n-s, resulting in a joejob.’
n.
a s-xual act performed on any living organism whose name is any form of “jo(e).”
v.
the act of performing a s-xual act on any living organism whose name is any form of “jo(e).”
this past weekend i got so many joejobs from this hot neighbor babe and it ruled.
i’m gonna give this hot male specimen a totally awesome joejob that he will never forget.
needless to say, my first joejob was my worst.
to jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he -j-c-l-t-s, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.
tj: hey, did you hear joe is in the hospital!
alan: are you serious?! why?!
tj: his mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
alan: that sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad f-cked his -ss behind the furnace and he needed st-tches
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