state of being in control. acting as a mother hen the majority of ones life. usually very tall in height and likes to wear multiple head bands.
quit being such a jonnelle, i can make my own decisions!
hi, i’m jonnelle. want to go save the trees?
- jonny no mates
a man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have s-x in his life ever. bob is a jonny no mates
- Jon the Goatfucker
nickname for a person who cannot be taken seriously because of a contemptible act which forever sullies their reputation. based on an old joke in which a man lists things he doesn’t get credit for, instead being nicknamed after one incident of f-cking a goat. jon: “n-body gives me credit. i do all this work […]
slang for a double chin, usually found on heavy set humans. hey man did u see that guys jooloff? yea that sh-t was fat
named after the actions of jorby. the act of vastly improving something. to make something infinitely better, ie streamlined. to revolutionize an industry, etc. wow, that guy jorbified the office and now it’s running at 200% capacity!
the coolest nickname anyone can be issued. “you are jownz!” “you’re so good with computers; you’re jownz!”