joe jonas
the worst singer ever in the worst band ever. he sounds like a little girl when he sings.
if joe jonas said breathing wasn’t cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world’s overall iq level would hit an all time high.
a man part of a disney band named the jonas brothers. my dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. in truth, his hair is sh-ggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. he scares me. he appeared in camp rock as a sn-bby pop star (there’s a reason he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef’s daughter. not the s-xiest man alive like a few definitions say.
kelsey: omg joe’s sooo cute!!
nikki: joe jonas is my future husband so back off!! grrr!!!
me: neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a f-cking life..
kelsey: you’re just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo b-tch!!
nikki: yeah! and he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my b–b and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! and when i go to their concert he’ll see my tattoo and he’ll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we’ll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and…
me: -walk away-
an extremely ugly, c-cksucking f-ggot who’s a member of an ultra-sh-tty band called the f-ggot brothers.
he is also extremely jealous of taylor swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. my brother is a total joe jonas. he’s always wearing my clothes!
2. there goes joe jonas, the ugly motherf-cker.
3. i looked at a picture of joe jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
gay f-g who needs attention inorder to live his life, also in the worst band ever
girl: omg i hate joe jonas that gay wannabe
boy: yeah he’s a real f-g
a man who has enough hair on his one eyebrow to knit a soft quilt
“wow his singing and sense of style are way off the mark. must be joe jonas”
c-m breather.
joe jonas is a c-m breather.
www.mysp-ce.com/metalman4045
term for this little f-ggot that looks exactly like this doucher jonas
joe jonas fanclub
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