Joe Metro


call joe metro is what you say when your friends want a ride. joe metro is not a real person just metro with a common name in front. you can say call jack metro also. metro stands for the bus.
guy number 1: bro please give me a ride to the store.
guy number 2: i’m straight call joe metro.

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