humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on msnbc’s morning joe. was also once a talentless congressman. when he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. when he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at mcnbc and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. has an unhealthy case of man-love for pat buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.
joe scarborough: the way jon stewart undressed jim cramer on the daily show was most unfair. i do not believe our agendas, i mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. just listen and accept; that’s what i do when i’m given my republican talking points.
- laziness surcharge fee
the price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings. “a friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but i’d rather pay the laziness surcharge fee and take it to a place where all i have to do is read a magazine and wait.”
- leaning peac*ck
when your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. your partner then places their hand above their -rs- crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peac-ck. the man then proceeds to -n-lly penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand. woman […]
- leaving jesusland
a kick -ss song made by nofx a amazing punk rock band!! they don’t want visitors in jesusland they want life canned and bland in the fatherland leaving jesusland
pics or you are lying. commonly used in internet forums and chat rooms. bob: “oh man, i just took like a 2 foot long sh-t” joe: poyal!
- the sock puppet
note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend. hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or sl-t and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you […]