Joe Swanson Syndrome
occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. the result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.
athlete 1: man dude, i just benched 405!
athlete 2: what’s your squat?
athlete 1: squat? 135.
bystander 1: man, that guy has some serious joe swanson syndrome.
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