Joe Theisman


a sweet qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by lt. now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach’s challenge wrong.
g-d! joe theisman has a great arm
joe theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.
i joe theismaned my leg when i fell off my bike.

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