Joe Walker
joe walker is an actor most famous for his role as voldemort in “a very potter musical.” fangirls everywhere love him for his s-xy voice and possibly s-xier body. he’s bringing voldemort back.
friend1: “i hate voldemort so much!”
friend2: “that’s because you haven’t seen joe walker’s voldemort. come on, i’ll show you!”
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friend1: -drools-
possibly the most attractive and talented man in the world. a member of the theatre group starkid productions. and an amazing talented and creative actor, singer, and writer. has preformed in all of the starkid musicals and a mountain dew commercial. he is also jewish. a simply amazing individual who is loved by fangirls everywhere.
hey, did you see joe walker in avps?
yeah, as umbridge?
yup, the only man that, i must say, that looks incredibly manly and handsome in a dress.
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