Joehead


a term of ridicule -ssigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

extremely powerful – but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
i thought joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.
(noun, singular): the person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible joe who also wants you
heather came home one day and joe said, come to joe-head, and heather came. (variant phrasings might include “come to the head of joe”)
1. an average joe a man phobic of police tapping phones & blaims government for things that their fault but live off
them.

2. any male who is the avoid even is slightless way, or a
pain in neck
“our being a joe-head”
a ugly average joe who blaims life’s problem’s on the government when they live on them using wellfare and never hold a job on purpose. uses other people’s phones for avoiding police tapping theirs, and claim their normal.

inspired by average joe
see: joe & anita
the joe-head reacted to the seeing the officer.

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