joeism
the religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named joe. based on the belief that being named joe, ironically, makes you far superior to “your average joe”. pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. the guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #joeism #getlikejoe #whatwouldjoedo
those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found joeism.
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