Joel Story
noun: a story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. none the less very entertaining
steve: yo joel, what’d you do on the weekend with your brother?
gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where i live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and i saw this chipmunk,
steve: what was the chipmunk doing?
gary:…
steve: mmkay gary, that would be another joel story
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