Joelio
one who surp-sses the s-xiness of one ‘fabio’ and adds the suffix ‘io’ to the end of their name. it has been known that only people with the name ‘joel’ can do this.
female usage: you’re so s-xy joelio!
male usage: i wish i was as s-xy as joelio!
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a name given to a generally friendly guy. if you ever meet a joelio, you will probably become fast friends. a person named joelio will most likely be bis-xual. he might also get stiff over antiques and small amounts of silver.
guy 1: is that chair an antique?
guy 2: i don’t know, does joelio have a stiffy?
guy 1: yep.
guy 2: must be an antique then.
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