Joey Teed
a toolbag who makes his way around the whole high school and has a reputation for being a john tucker. likes to cast his fishing pole into a sea of little girls to see who will bite. huge player and many people refer to him as a player/douche bag. he has an extra large peeeenis and is widely known for making gurls bleed.
dees kid gets around if yeww get with heem you better get checkedd
guy: yooo that freshman is so hot!
friend: save her for teed, that is considered rape
girl: oh joey teed is sooo hot!
girl 2: i heard he has an xl p-n-s ohemgeeee
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