johlida


johlida is a one of a kind, super beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. her name is scarcely on any cups or key rings, due to the fact that there are only about two johlida’s in the entire world at this stage. johlida is a real crowd pleaser in the best way possible. people respect her opinion and often attempt to please her. sometimes johlida finds it hard to balance school, friends and sleep. she is loyal, witty, has a great sense of humour and an above average intellect.
sarah: omg johlida is always too busy to come over.

emma: nah she just doesn’t like you, she will take time for you if she wants to, she came over to my house the other week!! haha sucker 😂

frank: johlida has a great booty.

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