John

john hmm… john is probably asian probably good at math. good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your -ss but yeh then he is cool
i asked john to do my math homework because i was falling behind
a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwh-r-. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
“i am soooo confused about what to do about john..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??”
an extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. he is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. he has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. he is strong, handsome, s-xy, and beautiful. he is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. he leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. he hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. he is loved more than he’ll ever realize. he is perfect in every way.
i love you, john!!!
a person who uses the services of a prost-tute
police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the wh-r-house
an extremely hot guy.
you can’t get hotter than john.
a man with a very large p-n-s, usually above 6 inches.
“have you seen waynes john?
one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: “so you fancy the new guy, john?”
sarah:” i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!”
a guy with a great sense of humor who will tell a joke or tickle you just to make you smile. a kind and comp-ssionate individual who enjoys helping others. he is a good listener and an excellent communicator. he will not leave you guessing or -ssuming what he meant or how he feels. he is one of the most honest men you would ever meet. he is a fun and exciting guy to be around. he is so charming and s-xy it shines through in the subtle way he touches your hand. he is an absolute treasure of a man.
friend: “why are you smiling?”

girl: “i’m smiling because i have a john in my life.”

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