Little Debbie’s Repeat Offender
a man p–ps into a woman’s gaping -sshole, and she holds it all in. the man then has s-x with the woman in her p-ssy. right before he -rg-sms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-p–p his p–p. as the t-rd comes out he c-ms on it.
duke just got out of jail and that chick he’s dancing with better watch out or she’ll meet little debbie’s repeat offender.
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