John and Yoko Day


john lennon and yoko ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the amsterdam hilton, the first of their “bed-in” protests against the vietnam war, now a days having a ‘john and yoko’ day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!
woman: i won’t be able to make it into work today….
boss: why not??
woman: my boyfriend and i are having a john and yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!

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