john anthony lopez


he’s a d-ck and has a big one too. yet, he is s-xy as f-ck and super weird in a good way. sometimes he lies but it’s okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn’t make sense half the time but that’s okay too.

you know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that’s him too.
hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
oh you mean john anthony lopez?
yea there you go

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