John Brown

a stereotypical fictional yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. his favorite food is ‘doner meat pizza’ and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the bay horse pub. his full name is johnathan peterson brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. also, he is related to “joe bloggs”.
(on the phone)
curry dude: h-llo, this is marsh curry house, how may i help you, sir?
“john brown” (you in a yo’kshire accent): ‘ello there mate, i’ll ‘ave a doner meat pizza please.
curry dude: certainly sir! may i take your name sir?
john brown: yesh, it’s johnathan peterson brown, mate.
having a family member related to you in more than one way.
“that boy right there is my cousin-nephew.”
“what kind of john brown sh-t is that?”
king of the burbs baby, all about revivin’ the ghetto.

hallelujah hollaback.
john brown: it’s a company. we got experienced members of the street.
lord jamar: what’s it about? i don’t care who ya got. what’s it about?
jb: it’s about the revival.
lj: the revival of what?
jb: the ghetto.
lj: why would you want to revive the ghetto? the ghetto is poverty and pain, especially for black people.
jb: i wanna revive economically, spiritually…nahmsayin? infrastructure-wise. it’s nothin’ but love, my brother.
the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an ent-ty, not a rapper (per say), he was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, known for saying “hallelujah holla back” and saying “ghetto revival”…
john brown lost to $hamrock on “the white rapper show” but has gone way farthest than $hamrock…
a john brown is when you go to harpers ferry and jump in the water were the shenendoah and the potomic rivers meet each other. swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. next, you jump out of the water and yell, “john brown!” thus exposing yourself to the three states of maryland, virginia, and west virginia all at the same time.
“me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and john browned her. she didnt even see us coming!”
star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.
john brown is a mad mc.