john dean
a phsycopathic freak with an embarr-ssing trim and bad taste in women
your a proper john dean aren’t u
a sixth form college; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted w-nkers
sound of mind person: oh so you go to john deans?
w-nker: sir john deans actually…
sound of mind person: i can see you’re as about as useful as a textbook
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