John Dodge


an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the “dodge” part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
dude, put that f-ckin’ bong down and quit drinkin’ all the beer in the fridge, man. you’re such a f-ckin’ john dodge.
an equivalent name to the very common “john doe” but in redneck form, due to a dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks
christian: “what’s that kid’s name?”

adam: “i don’t know, let’s just call him john dodge.”

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