John Haxx’d


verb.

1. used in and around the ny rave scene.

to get out of a situation,

to get into a situation,

overall to preform a task believed to be great, awesome, or all around epic.

2. used by strangers to name drop in an attempt to get into a party.
john doe: “man the party is sold out”
jane doe: “that sucks i john haxx’d my way onto the list”
john doe: “i don’t know how you do it”

raver 1: “how did you get away last night?! everyone got arrested!”
raver 2: “they tried to arrest me but i john haxx’d my way out of it”

and when being used to name drop…
bouncer 1: “sorry sold out, gotta go”
random raver: “i’m with john haxx though!”

bouncer: “oh alright never mind come on in”

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