John Holmes
an adult film star who got his start in p-rnographic films in the 1960s. holmes was born john c. estes, august 8, 1944, in pickaway county, ohio. he died march 13, 1988, of complications related to aids. holmes was widely publicized as having a p-n-s ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. a recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his p-n-s to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. the 1997 film “boogie nights” is loosely based upon holmes’ life.
john holmes was one of the great stars of the golden age of p-rn.
p-rn star
big p-n-s; 13.5 inches
ugly
its a john holmes film!
the most well-known male p-rnstar, due to his monstrously huge d-ck. holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female p-rnstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
john holmes lied about his already huge p-n-s size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy british woman.
when something is deemed “long & hard”.
i sure had a “john holmes” day today!
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