John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


a fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. singing this also lets people say da da da da da da da da as loud as they would like.
surprisingly, his name is your name too
person 1: hey guy

person 2: hey, whats your name?

person 1: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

person 2: thats my name too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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