the second shortest dude in the universe, second to joseph crossley.
john kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for joseph crossley.
- just bustin' ya chops!
after you want to make a joke and trick somebody, you say “eh! just bustin’ ya chops” person 1: hey, did you know you have a fly on your face! person 2: what! get it off!!! person 1: eh! just bustin’ ya chops! (lol)
she might be a bad b-tch with att-tude. i wouldnt touch her though shes flawless. “whys she tryna be a katilina tho”
a very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding mma fighters. keddington’s are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. consult your psychiatrist before -ssociating with keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. avoid direct contact, as keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation. the keddingtons lit me on fire once.
- kentucky bugleh*rn
when a southern girl is blowing you and just before you -rg-sm she cups your b-lls with her left hand and repeatedly taps the top of your p-n-s with her right three fingers and happily takes the load in her mouth. those southern girls really love the taste of my sp-nk. last night i was […]
- kim jun un
your mom the idiot: who is kim jun un me: your mom